I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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