I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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