i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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