kristin has been a bad kristin
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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