Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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