I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize
