she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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