4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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