i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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