Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Randomize
