Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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