I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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