OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
fuck your aforementioned shoe
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
