Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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