and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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