One girl and one boy is just not enough.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
did i just pee glitter
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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