Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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