omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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