idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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