As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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