If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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