Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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