At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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