About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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