You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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