4 words: hood of his car
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize