Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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