Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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