dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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