I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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