If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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