Whod you bang
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
