I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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