dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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