I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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