I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
