I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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