I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
there is glitter all over my balls
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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