i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
barbara walters just said penis...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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