I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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