You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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