Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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