I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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