The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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