How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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