i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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