If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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