Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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stop writing like that.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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