I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You ruined the universe
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