your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I still have a little drunk in my system
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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