We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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