Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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