You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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