Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Swine flu is the new snow day.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
These tits shall not be calmed
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