I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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