did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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