make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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