The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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