New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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