normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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