Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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